Time to have some fun?  Yes it is and here’s a simple, inexpensive and really entertaining way to get her attention.

Pretend you’re the love police.  Create a “fake” ticket and put it under the windshield wiper of her car with violations noted such as:

1. Leaving the scene of a love affair

2. Speeding down the highway of life

3. Driving me crazy

And then, when she stops laughing show up and explain to her that there is a price to pay for her flagrant violations.  Costs incurred are as follows:

1. Must take the judge out to a fancy dinner

2. Must bribe the judge for his mercy in whatever way seems appropriate (when kids aren’t home of course.)

3. One totally awesome backrub while listening to your favorite music

The list goes on and on.  Use your imagination on this and have some fun.  After all when she’s under arrest you are in control.  Don’t be surprised though if she files a counter suit claiming discrimination and/or going to a higher court (her mother) in which case it would be best to settle out of court.  You’re not going to win this one.